February 2012
when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
I wonder who considers me a friend on here.
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i like how fanfiction.net says “unleash your imagination”
more like unleash the gay porn
Girl at my school: Yeah, I'm like, such a nerd. I have a Pikachu backpack, and I used to watch Pokemon allll the time when I was little! Go Pikachu! Haha!
Me: Your death will be slow and painful (◕‿◕✿)
Teenager: I think I'm really ugly, I hate it.
Society: Oh my god what an attention seeking bitch haha!
Teenager: I think I look good today.
Society: You're so full of yourself!
Teenager: I don't know how to act around most people.
Society: Just be yourself, that's all anyone can ask for :)
Teenager: *being herself*
Society: What a freak, what the fuck are you doing you idiot?!
Teenager: *commits suicide*
Society: That's such a shame, she was a great person. People should've told her how amazing she was when she was actually alive rather than wait till now!
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
some of you are actually really attractive what are you doing on the internet
That sad moment when you realize someone has...
thiscakeisnotalie:
And you sit there staring at your follower count like
Future child: What did you do when you were my age?
Me: ....
Don't say talked to strangers on the internet
Don't say obsessed about gay fictional characters
Don't say fanfiction
Don't say sobbed over celebrities
Future child: Mommy?
Me: We searched for airports.
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Guys Guys Guys Guys Guys! Guess what?
Guess who got a perfect score on her math pharm test on the first try? ME!! :D
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
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That moment when all of your old friends turn into...
shizuos-dick:
Me:
Reblog if you are so unpopular that you don't even...
project-insanity:
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michaelphilipjagger:
thatsmoderatelyraven:
I don’t have school tomorrow
I do. :(
I have school too…
